“Sure accounting loves ‘em. Accounting don’t have to wind ‘em.”
“Kid just doesn’t have much of a mainspring.”
“Now, Smythe here, you don’t have to wind him more than twice a month. That’s because every one of our employees is unique. And that also happens to be the first rule of Personnel at Bigalow Incorporated.”
“No cafeteria, but we do have to oil their joints pretty frequently. So it’s not entirely win/win.”
“Management keeps talking about self-winding, but I’ll believe it when I see it.”
“I miss the old days when they did the Westminster Chimes. The place had some dignity back then.”
“Now, if they would just invent a wind-up computer we’d be in clover.”
“Of course, we take their keys out during happy hour. Otherwise, they start winding each other. I probably don’t have to tell you what that’s like.”
“You’ll find that three-quarter tension is optimal. Anything below fifty and they start nodding off. Above eighty-five, they start knocking down the cubicles.”
“It’s funny when they do the ‘Robot.’ Like they could not do it! I’ll say one thing about this office: we work hard, and we play hard.”
