“The thing is, we’re both angry. Which is why, I think it would be a bad idea to ask a perfect stranger to make the decision for us.”
“It wasn’t an aggressive honk. I think he was trying to be supportive. And, really, three BMWs in one day is going to look a little compulsive.”
“Maya, you are never going to catch up with the guys on ‘Car Talk’ this way. They’re in a studio.”
“I wasn’t denying your anger. I was acknowledging it. It’s just that you were squeezing me really, really hard.”
“Well, I don’t think of myself as a hostage. I mean, frankly, at this point in time, I see us more like fellow-travelers on the road of life.”
“Maya, if you’re going to ‘get’ everyone who looks up your dress, when does it stop?”
“Well, Maya, if you don’t care what people are going to think on the five o’clock news, maybe you aren’t the property I thought you to be.”
“Yes, you are now very, very, very tall. How does terrorizing the Major Deegan make that better?”
“I don’t know what King Kong’s press agent told him. But if he told him to climb to the top of the Empire State Building he was a damn fool. Which is why I’m telling you not to.”
“You have star quality, Maya, but right now you are not maintaining star quality.”