Legal humor here.
“I really thought it was going to be little green men.”
“I guess those peas were radioactive.”
“Yes, dear, there goes the roof garden. And a lot of other things.”
The enviro-skeptics are going to have a field day with this one.”
“I guess for him this is vegetarianism.”
“Unless he’s seriously allergic to bedbugs, I think we’re fucked.”
“If only we hadn’t kept repotting the damn thing.”
“I know. Usually they stay below 59th Street unless it’s really cold.”
“What’s his beef? Jerry’s carbon footprint was tiny.”
“Well, suppose he did come from California. What difference would it make?”
