Legal humor here.
“Natural selection can kiss my ass. I’ve always been a giraffe man, and I always will be.”
“It’s all my fault. The water was rising so damn fast, and the caulking just seemed to take forever. By the time we were shipshape, these babies were the only ones still breathing.”
“If God has a complaint, He knows where to find me.”
“I dropped the ball entirely on this one. I was so worried about the damn rabbits I forgot all about the damn giraffes.”
“What we lack in diversity we’ll make up in grace.”
“Yeah, well, Charles Darwin isn’t in charge of this ark. Noah is in charge of this ark.”
“Because when they look at me with those big brown eyes I can’t say no, that’s why. I didn’t ask for this job, you know.”
“I know that Sedeqetelebab can be a pain, but frankly, darling, so can you.”
“Look at it this way. If there hadn’t been an ark, they would have been the only ones to survive anyway. Six of one, half a dozen of another, n'est-ce pas?”
“And you won’t have to bend over to milk them.”
