Legal humor here.
“Damn straight it’s the shoes, white boy. And put some clothes on. This ain’t exactly Fire Island.”
“I’ll change that for you when we get to the top if you say please.”
“You need to get a bigger rock if you want to get in shape for two. When’s the blessed event?”
“Best three out of five? Don’t you ever get tired of losing?”
“Don’t feel bad. If you had ball bearings you’d be way ahead of me.”
“Do that three times a week and you’ll really start to feel it.”
“I’m new to the neighborhood. What’s it like?”
“I know this sounds crazy, but what exactly is at the top of this thing?”
“With those pecs you should be able to carry it.”
“Yeah, well, rocks don’t wake you up at night for a 3 AM feeding.”
