Legal humor here.
“I won’t lie to you, Mr. Thorten. This was not the reaction I was expecting.”
“As a matter of fact, Mr. Thorten, it does have something to do with that Obamacare you’ve been hearing so much about.”
“Nothing here that a hundred pennies in each pocket won’t cure. No one will be the wiser, and those aching bunions will be nothing but an unpleasant memory.”
“Of course it’s the damn helium! If you plan on living on this earth much longer, Mr. Thorsten, you’re going to eliminate ‘Mr. Squeaky’ from your repertoire ASAP!”
“You probably shouldn’t operate any heavy machinery or make any important decisions for the next 72 hours.”
“What’s the matter, Mr. Thorten? Our scale not good enough for you?”
“Upsidasium isn’t for everyone, Mr. Thorten, and it obviously isn’t for you.”
“One toke over the line isn’t the half of it, Mr. Thorten. Frankly, I’m just a little bit surprised at your behavior.”
“Let your first rave be your last, Mr. Thorten. Your time for Ecstasy has come and gone.”
“A toupee made of steel wool. Weighted shoes. Lots of things. Yes, we’re only treating the symptoms, but at least you won’t be bumping your head every time you go through a doorway.”
