“Ever since Bloomberg turned over the whole ‘Beautify New York’ campaign to Anna Wintour, things have been in high gear. And I mean high!”
“I understand the venial sinners get off in Weehawken.”
“Well, they’re finally cracking down on the ‘too dumb for New York, too ugly for LA’ crowd. No, it isn’t pretty, but what can you expect?”
“You make a ‘short’ joke about Michael B and he’ll have you shoveling sulfur in no time.”
“Jerry says it’s the new PATH station. Parochial, yes, but funny!”
“It’s Bloomberg’s law: Buy a Slurpee, go to Hell.”
“It must be some kind of chain. They’re popping up everywhere.”
“Almost makes you miss the damn alligators.”
“No, I don’t like sulfur smoke. But I do like getting a seat on the IRT.”
“That’s Fashion Hell, honey, South Entrance. So just keep walking.”
