“You’re damn right I meant ‘that kind of foursome’!”
“Those clubs better be sterile, girlfriend.”
“No, sweetheart. Gallbladder first, then the fairway.”
“Ferguson, do you enjoy being the face of American medicine?”
“Yes, we damn well mind if you play through! Some of us don’t push botox for a living!”
“I don’t care if you washed all three of them! Get the fuck out of here!”
“Sure your tee-shot needs work, Ferguson, but so do your ethics. Start scrubbing and then grab a scalpel.”
“If you’re wearing golf shoes on my new linoleum I’m putting you on weekends for a month, Ferguson!”
“How the fuck should I know if it’s a Titleist? Check for your own goddamn self!”
“Damn it, Ferguson, I didn’t enjoy hearing how you handled your approach shot on the fourth, and I damned well don’t want hear how you handled it on the fifth! I’ve got a patient here!”
