“Nuh-uh, girl friend. Daddy does the smiting around here.”
“Hey, big shot! Only once a month, and only at trees!”
“Stop aiming them at your ex-wives!”
“Looks like someone’s going to be repeating ‘What Would Jesus Do 101’ real soon!”
“Trust me, lightning bolts aren’t going to stop the Street from shorting your company. Your projected earnings are more inflated than the Goodyear Blimp!”
“The Blessed have many privileges, but revenge isn’t one of them.”
“Dude, if you’re going to throw one at every person who said you’d never make it here, we’re going to have to start charging you.”
“The thing is, every one you throw, you gain a pound. Two more, and that cloud won’t hold you.”
“Dude, we do it to nitrogenize the soil, not to make the sissy britches run.”
“I don’t think we’re talking about the fear of God here. I think we’re talking about the fear of Harvey L. Jackson, and those are two very different things!”
