Legal humor here.
“Of course you don’t get it. If you got it, this wouldn’t be happening.”
“There’s only room for one bespectacled, pin-striped tight-ass in this office, and you’re looking at him.”
“Welcome to the NRA, homeboy.”
“Paybacks are hell, babycakes.”
“Just think of it as your personal version of the Anderson account.”
“Yes and no, Smedly, yes and no. Yes, this is because I wanted to be Santa at the Christmas Party. And, no, I don’t think I’m being a little petty.”
“Just use that toe-ball-heel landing that we taught you, and you’ll be fine.”
“Gold watches are so last century.”
“Goldman Sachs is rewriting the book on executive terminations, Smedly, and we’re devoting a whole chapter just to you!”
“Move it, sweet cheeks. This thing rents by the hour.”
