Legal humor here
“She’s all ruff and no castle.”
“From what I hear, when the lights go down the ruff comes off, you know what I’m sayin’?”
“I hear she’s Vermeer’s favorite model.”
“I don’t know if she’s modestly proud or proudly modest.”
“She’s the patron saint of lace-makers.”
“Sure, it’s great, but what’s she got for an encore?”
“The thing with chicks is, they want you close, but not too close.”
“She used to be a perfect Rembrandt, but lately she’s gone all Van Dyck on my ass.”
“I’ve always been a dirndl guy myself.”
“The thing is, that’s her dowry.”
