“Presumably, it’s attached to something bigger than the house. Otherwise, it would make no sense.
“I told you they were your kind of people.”
“I don’t know why they don’t get rid of that. We haven’t had a theft since the Johnsons back in 2008.”
“Too pre-war to live, I’d say.”
“Well, who would want to live in a neighborhood where a thing like that improves property values?”
“Okay, I’m not just saying that the Johnsons had theirs galvanized. I’m saying that we ought to have ours galvanized.”
“No, Godzilla couldn’t bite through that mother. Because Godzilla doesn’t exist.”
“Are we supposed to ask about it, or are we not supposed to ask about it?”
“Well, even if it were asleep, you could hear it snoring. Good lord, a dog that size, you could hear it breathing. You could hear it not breathing.”
“Of course, there’s the whole weakest link thing.”
