Legal humor here.
“Dude, you’re in the Southern Hemisphere. Down here it’s ‘righty loosey, lefty tighty’.”
“About fucking time.”
“Okay, here’s the deal. I don’t have a leak. But I do have coconuts that need cracking.”
“How does it feel to be the Plumber from Hell?”
“Dude, you’re supposed to fix the leaks, not make them worse.”
“I told you not to use that plastic shit.”
“Basically, I want to gain a well, but I don’t want to lose an island.”
“Yeah, yeah, yeah. I should have called you sooner. My bad.”
“Honey, you don’t bring a wrench to an inundation.”
“Not really the skill set I was looking for, but beggars can’t be choosers.”
