Legal humor here.
“Fuck it. I’m outa here. I did my job.”
“It’ll fall when it’s ready to fall. There’s no sense in forcing these things.”
“What’s its problem? How should I know? I just chew ‘em, I don’t explain ‘em.”
“Damn birches are slower than AOL. I’m going for a swim.”
“You wait for the symmetry to break. I got shit to do.”
“Some trees just got a mind of their own. You don’t want to overthink this shit. You’ll go crazy.”
“Tell Paul Bunyan ‘you’re welcome.’”
“How the hell should I know? Sometimes, Mother Nature just likes to fuck with you.”
“Nope. I do know this. If I ever see another tree, it’ll be too soon.”
“Yeah, them grackles are strong sons of bitches. But they’ll weaken. They always weaken.”
