Legal humor here.
“I wasn’t funny. Why did they throw you overboard?”
“Submissive? Oh, hell yes. I wrote the book on submissive.”
“I guess we’ll have to make our own entertainment.”
“What am I like? Well, ‘funny and non-judgmental’ pretty much sums it up.”
“You really make that palm tree work.”
“Have I been a bad clown? That’s a little harsh.”
“I like to think that God saved me because I’m funny. Why did He save you?”
“I’m also into three-ways, but I guess that’s pretty irrelevant at this point.”
“Yeah, I know it isn’t a fishing rod. But maybe we could use it as a fishing rod.”
“And if you’re into face painting, well, I’m your huckleberry.”
“Considering what I’ve been through, a good spanking is the last thing I need.”
