Legal humor here.
“Take it from me, Slim, fighting crime ain’t all fast cars and pretty girls. Batman ain’t afraid to get ugly if ugly gets the job done.”
“Short answer? de Blasio.”
“If you know a better way to clean up 8th Avenue, tell me about it.”
“Look, don’t tell me about the L Train. I was riding the L Train before you were born. Guys like you should go back to Connecticut.”
“Robin? Robin who? You tell that rag you write for that Batman walks alone.”
“You thought I’d be taller, huh? Hope you won’t need rescuing any time soon.”
“De Blasio took me off Big Gulp and gave me this. So don’t fucking litter. Because I’d love to take you in.”
“In the movie Batman had a lot of things. This ain’t the movie. This is real.”
“I don’t really know the details. Some kind of big octopus in the Bedford Avenue Station. I’ll know more when I get there.”
“Well, excccuuussseee mmmmeeee! I guess I left my thousand-horsepower motorcycle in my other pair of tights.”
