Legal humor here.
“Fucking de Blasio? Fucking Chris Christie, I think you mean!
“I didn’t cut you off, fuckhead! You cut me off! And now look!”
“Just take it back to Jersey where it belongs!”
“What’s your beef? The Tri-Boro is always hell at this time of day!”
“It’s not the goddamn DDT! It’s the goddamn lack of DDT!”
“It’s because you fucking tourists fucking feed them, that’s fucking why this fucking city is fucking fucked up, asshole!”
“It doesn’t say fucking MERGE! It says fucking YIELD, asshole!”
“For Christ’s sake, you don’t honk at them! That only pisses them off! Don’t you know anything about New York?”
“‘Fuck Pre-K’? What the fuck does that mean? You think ignorance is a weapon? I guess in your case it’s the only one you’ve got!”
“I didn’t stop because I’m not a goddamn rubbernecker like you, that’s why!”
