Legal humor here
“Let’s get one thing straight, Larry. Yeah, we act alike, we dress alike, we even look alike. Sure. But we don’t think alike. Upstairs, I’m my own man, you got that? I’m my own man! Like, totally.”
“So, anyway, a priest, a minister, and a rabbi go into a bar, and the priest says …. Dude, are you even listening to me?”
“I have my own reality, pal. Get used to it.”
“Yeah, I got this great guacamole recipe, and I’d like to smear it all over your naked body. Did I just say that?”
“See, if B squared is smaller than the result of multiplying four times A times C, then the number inside the radical is negative, and its root can’t be plotted on the real number line. I’m surprised you didn’t think of that yourself.”
“Only sissies use the mouse.”
“Yeah, the only thing is, sometimes I have a great notion, to jump into the river and drown. But it comes and goes.”
“One thing you need to know about me, white boy. Don’t try to fence me in. Don’t even think about it.”
“Turandot is so overrated.”
“I’d say you’re the half and half in my coffee.”
“We should do this more often, Larry. A lot more often.”
