Legal humor here.
“Apparently, it’s only the drier that’s solar powered.”
“We have two options: either a very long hose or a combustion unit linked to tanks of liquid oxygen and liquid hydrogen. So I guess traveling light wasn’t such a good idea.”
“Well, I can pretend to read this manual as long as you can pretend to know what you’re doing.”
“It says ‘not recommended for off-the-grid living.’”
“Okay, this might be the problem. It says ‘low-water consumption,’ not ‘no-water consumption.’”
“I’m on page 87, and there’s still nothing about ‘perfect for desert living.’ So, frankly, Harry, I’m beginning to have my doubts.”
“The nearest water truck is 50 miles away. Do you want to call or shall I?”
“Yes, I know it doesn’t say it doesn’t run on sand, but I don’t think it needs to say it doesn’t run on sand.”
“I concede your point in the abstract, Harry. The pioneers didn’t have washing machines. But in the concrete, we’re still up shit’s creek without a paddle.”
“Well, first of all, we need one of those cash cards. Did you get one?”
