Legal humor here.
“Listen up, Walter! It’s the Future talking!”
“Mr. Yin, meet Mr. Yang. There, I’ve done my job.”
“See? He’s really sorry and he wants to make up.”
“I know that if you shake hands you’ll both disappear. That’s kind of the deal.”
“It’s not just a talking suit, Walter. It’s a talking suit with your name on it.”
“No, I think the idea is that he’ll be the shiny candy shell and you’ll be the rich chocolate center that everyone’s crazy about. So, you know, Mr. M, meet Mr. M.”
“In your heart, Walter, you’ve already got a pocket square, and I think it’s time for the world to get to know Pocket Square Walter, because Pocket Square Walter is a great, great guy.”
“If it were the Ghost of Christmas Past it wouldn’t be singing show tunes.”
“‘Maybe he’s got the wrong address.’ Yeah, and maybe you don’t have a picture of Gina Lollobrigida tattooed on your ass!”
“Okay, the wingtips are negotiable, but the rest of the outfit isn’t. Wear it or kiss your sex life good bye. Capisce?.”
