Legal humor here.
“I guess I need about ten bucks in really tiny quarters.”
“Send up a left hand, because this kid hasn’t got one.”
“If I hear Liszt’s Hungarian Rhapsody one more time I’m going to puke.”
“He says he won’t play ‘Feelings’ because it always makes him cry. So, basically, I want my money back.”
“Excuse me, but what happened to Lupe Lou and his Brazilian Three?”
“I know it isn’t his fault that he sounds tinny. It’s your fault that he sounds tinny.”
“He won’t play Springsteen.”
“I am so not up for ‘Thrash’ piano.”
“OK, send up the broad.”
“Why isn’t he wearing a tux? Or did I check into a Red Roof by mistake?”
