Legal humor here.
“Let’s just say that I’m a killer, but I only kill upon request.”
“I admit to a few youthful indiscretions, but nothing that would raise a—okay, I can see I’m getting off on the wrong foot here.”
“Yeah, it’s true. I used to slay the bulls. But now I’m ready to slay the bears.”
“The way I look at it, there are no good guys and there are no bad guys. At the end of the day, we’re all just mammals.”
“No, no. I assure you. The trip to Spain was entirely business-related.”
“Are you kidding? The suit is just for show. I’m a real pussycat inside. But the ladies love it, and who am I to say no?”
“References? Um, did I say that I would work for free?”
“No one ever said that doing business in Spain would be pretty, J.B. It isn’t enough to talk the talk. You have to walk the walk, even in the ring.”
“Yeah, Hemingway’s a real idol of mine. Why do you ask?”
“Sure, no swords during office hours. Absolutely.”
