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“Yeah, that was excessive. But somehow I don’t feel so bad.”
“Technically, it’s legal. But Big Bill Bronson don’t do technical.”
“A few broken windows I can ignore. A flipped car, not so much.”
“This isn’t a cry for help. This is a cry for a butt-kicking.”
“The ’75s never did have much traction.”
“Yeah, it probably will start. But at this point I don’t really give a shit.”
“Were the tires overinflated? I guess!”
“It seems that Fat Tony was not in the line of succession.”
“Yeah, I have a theory. My theory is that someone is fucking with us.”
“It seems the 30th Street Lesbians resent our presence.”