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“The A train just left.”
“Yeah, you want to speak to a streetcar named Desire. I hope the ghost of Tennessee Williams visits you tonight and fucks you hard in the ass.”
“No, the 2 train don’t stop here any more. You know, they’re ‘Brooklyn’. I hate that shit.”
“Honey, this is a Redbird bar. You’re looking for stainless, you’re looking in the wrong place.”
“Well, someone was fucking with you. Wednesday is tugboat night.”
“Boss, they’re tippin’ in tokens. Isn’t that illegal?”
“Well, check the other switch. Business is way off tonight.”
“Boss, these days chicks want more than a ride home. They want air conditioning. I know you grew up with these guys, but if we don’t lose them we close. I’m selling like one cosmo a night. This isn’t a wake it’s an interment.”
“Three shots of Captain Morgan and they think they own the place.”
“The thing is, the thing I hear about Uber is they know how to tip, which is something I like.”
