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“I don’t know. Lately, I’ve just been in a pre-Cambrian state of mind.”
“Watch out for the damn minnows!”
“My doctor says it’s evolution, but I have my doubts.”
“My acceleration has improved, but I’m always hungry.”
“Yeah, it looks terrible in the direct light, but after six I’m seriously svelte.”
“Downstream we’ve been getting a whole lot of silt, and this is how I cope.”
“Because you’re the tenth damn fish to feed me that ‘Look what the cat dragged in’ line today, that’s why I look pissed!”
“Let’s just say that it was a thorough audit, and let it go at that.”
“Because I’m an evolutionary dead end, that’s why you should buy me a drink. How can it hurt?”
“Something made me think ‘herringbone,’ and I guess I just went wild.”
