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“If it’s childish why am I getting such an enormous hard-on?”
“I’m going to handle it because if you did it you’d probably leave us with a seven-ten split.”
“It’s phallic, sure. The whole job is phallic. But it’s not excessively phallic.”
“Yeah, but when are we not taking a wrecking ball to someone’s dreams?”
“My dad always taught me to play fair. I never realized what an enormous load of crap that was until now.”
“Well, I was never impressed with the spiritual arguments associated with Bowling Alone. I see the whole phenomenon as simply a reflection of the inexorable decline of American manufacturing.”
“They should have diversified—sushi and single malts, maybe. These days, it don’t pay to be a one-trick pony.”
“We’re losing a bowling alley and gaining a gay bakery. I hope Joseph Schumpeter is taking notes.”
“I don’t think about because if I thought about it I’d go crazy, that’s why. This job ain’t about thinking. This job is about knocking stuff down.”
“The important thing is to think through the pins.”
