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“Don’t sweat it, Smedley. You know how the old man loves this sort of thing. A lot of men would envy you. I will say, however, that I’m not one of them.”
“Why, Smedley? Why? Because at Goldman Sachs, this is how we roll.”
“I didn’t come to Wall Street for my health, Smedley. And, a fortiori, nor did I for yours.”
“It’s never been ‘Up or Out’ here at Goldman Sachs, Smedley. It’s always been ‘Up and Out.’ But I fear the irony is lost on you.”
“You see, Smedley, at Goldman Sachs, ‘your night in the barrel’ is far more than a colloquialism.”
“Frankly, Smedley, I’m just fed up with all that “team-building’ crap. I want your job, and I want it now!”
“I wish I could say it’s been fun, Smedley, but I can’t. This is fun!
“Be of good cheer, Smedley. You’re giving the old man’s favorite daughter a bat mitzvah memory that she’ll cherish forever!”
“Goldman Sachs expects every man to do his duty, Smedley, and this is yours.”
“In this office, Smedley, stealing typewriter ribbons is still frowned upon.
