Legal humor here.
“This way, we have the best of both worlds. I have what I want, and, well, frankly, that’s as far as I’ve gotten. But you know what? It feels good!”
“‘I can’t turn my back on you for a minute, can I?’ You know something, hunbun? You didn’t know the half of it.”
“And then it hit me: The true foundation of a strong marriage is bricks and mortar. When you think about it, it’s all so simple.”
“Bamboo would have been tacky.”
“I have the widescreen and you have ‘people’.”
“I’ll be sending out for pizza a lot from now on.”
“I was always afraid of what people would say. And then it hit me: Instead of letting other people define me, I should start defining myself.”
“That’s right, my dear. I am getting all Robert Frost on your ass. You’ll thank me later.”
“From now on, if you want to watch the Lifetime channel, you’re going to have to earn it.”
“By defining the interior, I’m really expanding it. You’ll see.”
“I hate to get snippy, dear, but it really was my cask of Amontillado.”
