Legal humor here.
“It’s the old ‘some pigs are more equal than others’ thing come back to bite us in the ass.”
“He says he’s always depended on the kindness of strangers, but I’d say that ‘gullibility’ is more à propos.”
“Don’t sweat it. We’ll get fat. He’ll get slaughtered. I’ve seen it a thousand times.”
“Yeah, these days, it’s a whole new pig pen.”
“Well, that little piggy went to market.”
“He can have his 401K. I’ll stick with cholesterol.”
“Oh, yeah, he plays the part, but I hear he’s nothing but pennies.”
“I guess he thinks the garbage is sweeter at that end of the trough.”
“Looks like Farmer Brown has a new buddy.”
“It only works if you’re cute. And that boy ain’t cute.”
