Legal humor here.
“It don’t look like Heaven cause it ain’t. It’s Purgatory. Keep your nose clean, stay in line, and you’ll do just fine.”
“Hey, don’t blame me. I didn’t vote for de Blasio.”
“‘So high you can’t get over it’ ain’t just the title of a song.”
“No jumpers in New York, no jumpers in Heaven.”
“Just think of it as Lucifer’s Lace. Every year we put it up right about this time.”
“Because till you’re inside, it ain’t Heaven, that’s why.”
“See, Jesus loves you, but I don’t, not till I cross your name off the list.”
“If you can fly over it, you’re in. So start flapping.”
“Don’t sweat it. You just have to climb over the wire. In my day, you had to crawl through the loops.”
“Yeah, the gate ain’t so strait, but the fence is a bitch.”
