Legal humor here
“Yeah, some chicks can make an event out of anything.”
“I don’t think we’re suckers to follow her so we can look up skirt. I think we’re suckers to follow her so we can look up skirt when we know she’s going the wrong way.”
“In another mile I’m going to ask for her autograph. Watch me.”
“Yeah, well ‘alkali’ is actually an Arabian word, as you might guess, like ‘algebra’ and ‘almanac’. It means ‘ashes of saltwort’. Saltwort, in turn, is a member of the goosefoot family. What goes around comes around, I guess. Anyway, try not to inhale too much of it.”
“She is a beat off, but she’s so damn cute I just don’t care.”
“Okay, for the next ten miles, you be the tuba and I’ll be the piccolo.”
“I figure she can’t be a mirage because she’s making footprints. But then I thought, ‘what if the footprints are mirages too?’”
“With any luck at all, we’ll make it before halftime.”
“Actually, I’ve been thinking a lot more about seeing you naked. Surprised?”
“A hot tub, huh? Yeah, I guess a hot tub would be nice. Where are you going with this?”
