“‘School’? I’d say you need some schooling. This is a flock!”
“Sorry, dude. The first Robin of Spring tops the first Mackerel of Spring any day.”
“It doesn’t matter if it’s ‘Birds gotta swim, fish gotta fly’ or the other way round. One of us is doing it wrong.”
“Okay, you’re a perch. I get it. Is that all you got? Because, frankly, I could be getting laid right about now.”
“Well, what do you like to do besides swimming?”
“Yeah, you definitely look like a drinker.”
“Yeah, I get that you’re looking for a wing man, and I can see why. But that’s not going to happen.”
“I don’t mean to be rude, but are you stuffed?”
“We could call it ‘The Neither Fish Nor Fowl’ and see if anyone gets it.”
“I don’t mean this as a putdown, but, well, thank God for evolution, that’s all I can say.”
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