It is shocking, isn’t it? Young, slender, matinee idol handsome—and smart!—Paul Ryan is in fact a total whore, as the New York Times editorial page—liberal media personified—is shocked to discover, though the Times prefers “weak opportunist”. Even the battle-hardened Weekly Standard was startled by Paulie’s “surprisingly enthusiastic” suck-up to the Donald.
It’s the Times, of course, that is truly heartbroken: where is “the ideas man and budget wonk he made himself out to be”?
Where indeed? Where is the “budget wonk” whose “budgets” were never anything more than a grab bag of right-wing candy—massive tax cuts for the rich, massive spending increases for defense, massive cuts in entitlements, which mysteriously disappear any time the Republicans want to win an election, and draconian cuts in domestic discretionary spending, which not even Republicans are willing to vote for? Where he’s always been, New York Times: Smokin’ the biggest dick in the room.
Afterwords
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