Legal humor here. All cartoons here. and here “Yeah, that was excessive. But somehow I don’t feel so bad.” “Technically, it’s legal. But Big Bill Bronson don’t do technical.” “A few broken windows I can ignore. A flipped car, not so much.” “This isn’t a cry for help. This is a cry for a butt-kicking.”…
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Legal humor here. All cartoons here. and here “Hey, at least they got rid of the office cat. That was huge!” “If we don’t keep busy they’ll tap on the glass. And we both hate it when that happens.: “Listen, if I got upset every time Miley Cyrus ignored one of my mash-ups, I’d go…
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Legal humor here. All cartoons here. and here “Just think of this little sweetheart as eighteen feet of soul, tightly wound.” “Yeah, I could play “Rock-a-bye My Baby With a Dixie Melody,” but why the hell would I want to?” “I don’t play ‘oom-pah, oom-pah, oom-pah’. I play ooooouuuuuummmmmmpoooooowwwwwwwww!” “I can’t break a glass, but…
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Legal humor here. All cartoons here. or here “Is that a gay thing?” “As a matter of fact, I wouldn’t mind changing yours. Of course, I’d have to give you a good spanking first.” “Nice quads! But the gluts could do with some work!” “Oh, you know, the usual—excessive use of precious nicknames, a Chablis…
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Legal humor here. All cartoons here. “Let it be said that the battle against global warming began today at 9 AM in this very room.” “Do I despise them? No. Do I think them capable of far more than they are giving? Yes.” “Some day they will be free as we are free. But not…
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Legal humor here. All cartoons here. “Yeah, you should have seen it. All the king’s horses, all the king’s men. It was a real madhouse. But somehow yours truly made it out of there in one piece.” “Okay, Mr. Crisp, it was an unresisted impulse, not an irresistible one. Is that enough moral responsibility for…
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Legal humor here. All cartoons here. “Okay! One more ‘That’s what she said,’ and Story Hour is over!” “If you had learned to fetch in the first place, you wouldn’t get caught out like this.” “Okay, you never met a captain named Ahab. Neither did I. And I never met a white whale named Moby…
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Legal humor here. All cartoons here. “Damn straight it’s a camera, and its message is simple: Keep your hands to yourself, missie.” “Yeah, I’m uplinking the whole schmear to Harvard. Because, basically, Harvard thinks I’m a happening dude.” “When the booze starts flowin’, and the party starts goin’, I like to have a permanent record…
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Legal humor here. “Let’s just say that I’m a killer, but I only kill upon request.” “I admit to a few youthful indiscretions, but nothing that would raise a—okay, I can see I’m getting off on the wrong foot here.” “Yeah, it’s true. I used to slay the bulls. But now I’m ready to slay…
James Thurber, A Reader’s Guide, Part 14
INTRODUCTION This is the 14th episode of “James Thurber, A Reader’s Guide,” a rambling consideration of Thurber’s works, examining his life and work in some detail. Generally, these appear every Friday. The links to the first part and the most recent part are given below. Part 14 continues my discussion of Thurber’s The Middle-Aged Man…