Jon Gordon and Bill Charlap duo performing Bye-Ya Live at the Jazz Baltica Festival 2001. Posted by jongordonmusic
Pseudo-New Yorker
Legal humor here. “Le divan, c’est moi, n’est-ce pas?” “Good! Kitty needs a new scratching post!” For a moment, Gerald became as one with the sofa, just before Eunice called the movers. “Ha! Fooled you! That’s the old remote. From now on, Gerald, we’ll be watching nothing but the Lifetime channel.” “Would it upset you…
Jamie Dimon, seriously in need of a third hand*
“Paul Volcker by his own admission has said he doesn’t understand capital markets. He has proven that to me,” famously sneered JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon earlier this year, irritated by Volcker and his “Volcker Rule” that claims that banks should not be allowed unlimited scope in engaging in “risk management.” Well, that was, you…
The offensive Ms. Riley
The recent forced departure of Naomi Schaefer Riley from the Chronicle of Higher Education’s “Brainstorm” blog has provoked a good measure of criticism in the blog world. Naomi was bounced, of course, for posting a comment that began “You’ll have to forgive the lateness but I just got around to reading The Chronicle’s recent piece…
So unnecessary, Mitt. Totally.
“Back in high school I did some dumb things and if anybody was hurt by that or offended by that I apologize.”—Mitt “the Enforcer” Romney Why, Mitt? How could anyone be hurt or offended simply because a gang of yahoos held him down and forcibly cut his hair? No one’s that big of a pussy,…
Brad DeLong: When smart people get lazy
Brad DeLong has a long post up at his website, entitled “Is American Democracy Broken?”, expressing his frustration with the state of these United States. I share many of his sentiments, but near the end, he provides a list of bullets summing up “the things that make me mad” (my phrase, not his) and I…
Fear the underwear
In the latest very, very dangerous CIA-invented/exposed terrorist plot, we learn, in the very, very breathless words of the LA Times, that the underwear bomb at the heart of the matter “bears the forensic signature of feared Al Qaeda bomb maker Ibrahim Hassan Asiri,” also connected to the dreaded underwear bomb that resulted in second-degree…
The New Yorker makes another unforced error! (probably)
A few weeks back I found a small but blatant error in the New Yorker, when author Daniel Mendelsohn managed to confuse “turbine” with “cylinder” when describing the engines of the ill-fated Titanic. In this week’s NY, Joan Acocella has a rather rambling article on dictionaries. In the midst of a discussion on slang, she…
New Design
Well, this new design has forced itself upon me. Some time or another I’ll figure it out, I hope. Wish me luck.
Pseudo-New Yorker
Legal humor here. “Gay enough for you, girlfriend?” “‘Them bones, them bones, them dry bones’ playing on hidden speakers? I don’t fucking think so.” “We really had no choice. The terms of Mr. Blackwell’s behest were extremely specific.” “Yeah, but if Glee does get cancelled, we’re totally screwed.” “I thought it was the Allosaurus that…