Legal humor here. “Yes, Jerry, that is one damn big bubble. Now please give us the run down on accounts receivable.” “Jerry, I think you need to rethink this ‘no foundation’ look immediately. You could get a kick off a candle with that shine.” “Jerry, I can only say that I regard your attitude towards…
Jonah Goldberg, getting a little tired of the whole Jesus Christ thing
Over at the National Review, Jonah Goldberg notes that, among the many, many, many problems facing the Republican Party—aside from the fact that its sole purpose for existence is to protect the rich—one problem is that Asian-Americans don’t much care for it: I’ve joked for years with my Indian-American relatives and friends that they are…
Dear AOL
It often seems like I’m the only person left on the planet lame enough loyal enough to have an email address that ends “@aol.com,” but I know that isn’t true, because your homepage keeps grinding out content for me to look at. I know that I’m not your sole audience, but, frankly, I suspect that…
Emily Bazelon—“Torture is bad, but it does make for riveting cinema”
Oy vey. I may have to see Zero Dark Thirty, the “controversial” new thriller about the murder of Osama Bin Laden, just to make my way through all the bullshit that’s been piled up around it. Over at Slate, Emily Bazelon contributes a profoundly disappointing take on the film, which, unlike me, she has seen….
Joshua Redman—“A Night in Tunisia,” Parts I & II
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Torture didn’t help us slay Bin Laden. But wouldn’t it be cool if it had?
That seems to be the premise of Zero Dark Thirty, the new movie that lies about how neat torture is, at least when the U.S. does it. Glenn Greenwald (of course) is all over the multiple hypocrisies involved, and their name is Legion, for they are many.
Pseudo-New Yorker
Legal humor here. “Congratulations, big boy. Your life just got interesting.” “Because I have a new set of antimacassars that simply demand to be seen, that’s why.” “Yes, it is a change. Welcome to the wonderful world of interpersonal relationships.” “OK, then, don’t think of me as a secretary. Think of me as a life…
President Obama really, really mean to Republicans, Krauthammer says
Yes, according to Charlie “K-Man” Krauthammer, President Obama is seeking to take advantage of the fact that the Republican Party is a fucked-up,* dysfunctional, morally compromised intellectual fraud in order to accomplish his own policy goals. Gee, and after the Republicans spent the last four years doing everything in their power to destroy him and…
I care not what I do, since Katie Rolphe bought a new pair of obscenely expensive shoes
Bad girl feminist Katie Rolphe gets a column out of conquering her guilt and buying a pair of shoes. A column you probably won’t be reading: Katie gets a shot o’ botox and feels fabulous. AfterwordsBack in the day when I was admiring Sarah Jessica Parker’s tits artistry on Sex and the City, a pair…
Right-wing press discovers that Benghazi is a CIA fuck-up, not a Susan Rice fuck-up
Let me distribute a kudo or two to Siobham Gorman and Adam Entous, reporters for my least favorite publication, the Wall Street Journal, for bothering to do some actual reporting regarding Susan Rice’s infamous talking points on the assassination of four Americans in Benghazi. Since their story is behind the Journal’s pay wall, and since…