Legal humor here. “Okay, Helen, no more Scotch for breakfast. I think I’ve achieved déjà-vu à voo-doo.” “Where’s the damn botox, bitch? And don’t make me ask twice.” “I don’t know why, but somehow I’m in a Thirteenth Amendment state of mind.” “Call Al Roker and tell him he’s free. I mean, free to stop…
Obama: “You say ‘fascism’ like it was a bad thing!”
Is President Obama a fascist, or has he merely sold his sold his soul to them? Call me a sentimental fool if you like, but I think the president is not entirely a fascist; he’s just very, very sensitive. And when people hurt his feelings—for example, by exposing all the lies he and his administration…
The Budget Deal: same old same old, same old
The budget deal that President Obama will soon be signing is in fact so old-fashioned that the Republicans are apologizing for it, claiming that either 1) they’re going to get their pound of flesh before raising the debt ceiling next year (probably sometime in March, depending on Uncle Sam’s cash flow) or 2) they’re just…
David Ignatius: Yes, I’m an asshole! An asshole who wants to keep his job!
America’s allies are growing restless, David Ignatius warns. “Is President Obama an American version of Mikhail Gorbachev, the leader whose well-intentioned reforms led to the demise of his country’s global power? That’s the anxiety a traveler hears these days from worried U.S. allies, and it’s mirrored in a provocative new article.” Which American allies are…
Helen Sung & Ron Carter: “In Walked Bud”
Pseudo New Yorker
Legal humor here. “The play-offs? Goddamn it! That means no ice-skating for like forever!” “I don’t get enough of this crap at home?” “I’m pissed because I’m paying ninety bucks an hour to be subjected to philistine patriarchal bullshit, that’s why I’m pissed!” “I thought we said this week would be a Girls marathon!” “Group…
I’m Baaack, Part II
Not only am I back, I’m also a lot more stable than I was last week. Going a whole month without whining about incompetence in high places made me a little excitable, I guess—that, and the fact that the new design lets me write long headlines. Anyway, I urge you to do a little exploring…
President Obama’s horrible, terrible, callous, cowardly, shamelessly opportunistic, and reasonably effective foreign policy
Over the past five years, President Obama has ended two wars and brokered a deal with the most intransigent of the many oil-rich Muslim nations who regard the U.S. as largely if not entirely a damn infidel pain in the ass. Of course, he’s killed a couple thousand innocent civilians and wasted several hundred billion…
Pseudo New Yorker
Legal humor here. “ “Yes, Frank, I did sell the damn building. Any more damn questions?” “I take it we’re unanimous on the whole Ex-Grav thing?” “They can levitate us, but they can’t scare us. Because they can only use their power for good. So, if you think about it, they’re really hoist on their…
Felix Salmon, smart on art, dumb on wine
Felix Salmon likes to write, at length, about the art market. Since I don’t have $50-$60 million to drop on a dead shark more than once in a decade, I usually skip his rants, but if you skip half-way down to this recent post on Chinese art, Felix says some things that aren’t exactly original…