Legal humor here. All cartoons here. and here “Now, I know you all have a lot of questions about a lot of things, but first let me assure that retractable and non-retractable will be treated alike by me.” “And, when it comes to butt-sniffing, well, we’re all adults here. No need to be squeamish, but…
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Legal humor here. All cartoons here. and here “If it’s childish why am I getting such an enormous hard-on?” “I’m going to handle it because if you did it you’d probably leave us with a seven-ten split.” “It’s phallic, sure. The whole job is phallic. But it’s not excessively phallic.” “Yeah, but when are we…
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Legal humor here. All cartoons here. and here “You homo.” “Welcome to ‘Fucked By An Angel’.” “Nice shot, Beelzebub.” “Seventh Circle wasn’t hot enough for you, eh, turd breath?” “Oh, you’re going to be rear-ended too. Rear-ended by Jesus!” “Don’t they have turn signals where you come from, farm boy?” “OK, I guess this means…
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Legal humor here. All cartoons here. and here “I don’t know. Lately, I’ve just been in a pre-Cambrian state of mind.” “Watch out for the damn minnows!” “My doctor says it’s evolution, but I have my doubts.” “My acceleration has improved, but I’m always hungry.” “Yeah, it looks terrible in the direct light, but after…
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Legal humor here. All cartoons here. and here “Oh, honey, haven’t you heard? It’s how you play the game. And I play it all out!” “Yeah, it fucks with my feet. But it fucks with their concentration even more.” “No, my feet aren’t killing me. What’s killing me is figuring out how many wheelbarrows I’m…
James Thurber, A Reader’s Guide, Part 25
INTRODUCTION *This is the 25th episode of “James Thurber, A Reader’s Guide,” a rambling consideration of Thurber’s works, examining his life and work in some detail. Generally, these appear every Friday. The links to the first part and the most recent part are given below. Part 25 continues discussion of Thurber’s collection *The Beast in…
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Legal humor here. All cartoons here. and here “The A train just left.” “Yeah, you want to speak to a streetcar named Desire. I hope the ghost of Tennessee Williams visits you tonight and fucks you hard in the ass.” “No, the 2 train don’t stop here any more. You know, they’re ‘Brooklyn’. I hate…
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Legal humor here. All cartoons here. and here “I’d like to order either an Uzi or about 60 pounds of salmon steaks.” “Usually he only shows up to watch the Mickey Mouse Club, but lately he’s been coming a lot earlier.” “They can’t read minds, can they? Because I think he’s reading my mind.” “Hey,…
James Thurber, A Reader’s Guide, Part 23
INTRODUCTION This is the 23rd episode of “James Thurber, A Reader’s Guide,” a rambling consideration of Thurber’s works, examining his life and work in some detail. Generally, these appear every Friday. The links to the first part and the most recent part are given below. Part 23 continues the discussion of Thurber’s 1942 collection, My…
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Legal humor here. All cartoons here. and here “So, we’ve got lots of bird feed, right?” “The great thing is they shit green.” “Yeah, that’s why they call it ‘Super-Gro’!” “OK, now we know where an 800-pound sparrow eats. Where do they sleep?” “What would be really cool is if you could hypnotize them.” “I…