Legal humor here. “He said ‘Tell them that the last time you saw me, I was singing ‘Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds’.’ He appeared to find that quite amusing.” “I’m sorry, but every time you call, he just says ‘SHAZAM’ and takes off.” “You were right, Madge. They did give him a key to…
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Pseudo New Yorker
Legal humor here. All cartoons here. and here “Hell, yeah, I said it! ‘Who pays the rent around here?’ I said it! And, all of a sudden, I’m the bad guy!” “Like, I’m supposed to apologize for having opposable thumbs? Fuck that shit.” “All I get these days is ‘check your privilege, check your privilege.’…
Pseudo New Yorker
Legal humor here. All cartoons here. and here “Well, the eggs benedict are a non-starter. I wouldn’t wish my Hollandaise on anyone.” “I usually skip the preliminaries and go straight for the stir-fry. But if you like the stuffed mushroom caps be my guest.” “No extra charge for the extra virgin. Well, that’s big of…
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Legal humor here. All cartoons here. and here “Don’t sweat it, Smedley. You know how the old man loves this sort of thing. A lot of men would envy you. I will say, however, that I’m not one of them.” “Why, Smedley? Why? Because at Goldman Sachs, this is how we roll.” “I didn’t come…
Pseudo New Yorker
Legal humor here. All cartoons here. and here “This is the perfect car for New York! To the pedestrians who say ‘I’m walking here!’ this car says ‘No, you aren’t!’” “You’ll never need to buy tires, but regularly scheduled manicures are strongly recommended.” “Just keep it away from SmartCars and Mini-Coopers. I mean, that would…
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Legal humor here. All cartoons here. and here “Now, I know you all have a lot of questions about a lot of things, but first let me assure that retractable and non-retractable will be treated alike by me.” “And, when it comes to butt-sniffing, well, we’re all adults here. No need to be squeamish, but…
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Legal humor here. All cartoons here. and here “If it’s childish why am I getting such an enormous hard-on?” “I’m going to handle it because if you did it you’d probably leave us with a seven-ten split.” “It’s phallic, sure. The whole job is phallic. But it’s not excessively phallic.” “Yeah, but when are we…
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Legal humor here. All cartoons here. and here “You homo.” “Welcome to ‘Fucked By An Angel’.” “Nice shot, Beelzebub.” “Seventh Circle wasn’t hot enough for you, eh, turd breath?” “Oh, you’re going to be rear-ended too. Rear-ended by Jesus!” “Don’t they have turn signals where you come from, farm boy?” “OK, I guess this means…
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Legal humor here. All cartoons here. and here “I don’t know. Lately, I’ve just been in a pre-Cambrian state of mind.” “Watch out for the damn minnows!” “My doctor says it’s evolution, but I have my doubts.” “My acceleration has improved, but I’m always hungry.” “Yeah, it looks terrible in the direct light, but after…
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Legal humor here. All cartoons here. and here “Oh, honey, haven’t you heard? It’s how you play the game. And I play it all out!” “Yeah, it fucks with my feet. But it fucks with their concentration even more.” “No, my feet aren’t killing me. What’s killing me is figuring out how many wheelbarrows I’m…