Yes, there’s a small grocery store on P St., less than a block from the Circle that offers six kinds of Spam, the taste sensation that’s sweeping the nation, to wit:
• Original Spam!
• Turkey Spam!
• Odorless Spam! (Though I must say, if you object to the smell of Spam around the house, you must be nothing but a damn hippie)
• Low Sodium Spam!
• Spam Lite!
• Smokey Spam!
Is this the sign of a nation in decline? I don’t fucking think so!
