Hey, iPhone users, now that you’ve got your gadget, do you need another shot of self-esteem, one that keeps on giving, like, you know, the image of a jewel on your iPhone screen, bearing the caption “I am rich?”
Well, sorry, you didn’t move quick enough. You could have gotten it from Apple’s App Store, for a mere $999.99, but apparently Steve’s gang decided that dropping a grand on a meaningless excrescence didn’t really fit with Apple’s jeans, black tee, and brushed titanium ethos. Bad news for “Heinrich,” the dude who came up with the app, but, probably, good news for the rest of humanity.
