Surprised? I’m not. Days after Mitch McConnell scornfully denounced President Trump on the Senate floor following the Jan. 6 sacking of the US Capitol, saying the bloodthirsty mob had been “fed wild falsehoods by the most powerful man on earth because he was angry he'd lost an election,” Mitch was saying that if Trump won the Republican Party’s nomination for president in 2024, Mitch would definitely support Cap’n Two Scoops: “Absolutely”.
After all his tough talk regarding Trump, all of it carefully designed not to have any real-world consequences, Senator Mitch finds that life without Trump leaves him curiously empty, an existential void within him that can only be filled by one thing—Donald Trump’s bulging cock. Enjoy, Mitch, enjoy! For you have your reward!
