Marion Berry, still Marion Berry

Damn straight! Damn straight! No one, but no one, does it like Marion “Bitch set me up” Berry. According to the Washington Post, who makes it its business to know these things, DC’s former mayor for life had run up a tab of “$2,800 in unpaid parking and speeding tickets on his Jaguar since 2012,” said Jaguar being both unregistered and uninsured, said facts coming to light a couple of days ago when the 78-year-old Berry collided with some unfortunate while driving more or less on the wrong side of the road.

Mayor for life? How about “Bad Boy Forevah”!