Suck on this, Elon Musk! Shiver with rage, Mark Zuckerberg! Pretend you don’t care, Bill Gates! And Richard Branson, go fly a kite!
Yeah, losers, Cap’n Jeff Bezos has just beaten you all, without even trying, because his brand new, motherfucking high tech sail-powered yacht is so motherfucking big they’ll have to dismantle the motherfucking Koningshaven Bridge in motherfucking Rotterdam so they get the whole motherfucking thing out to sea, or “zee”, as they say in Dutchland.
The yacht pictured above is not Jeff’s yacht, but rather an existing, state of the art motherfucking high tech sail-powered yacht, the “Black Pearl”. Jeff’s, presumably, will be much, much cooler, and will reportedly include a sun screen for his bald ass head.
