That’s right. No one has used this as an excuse to make negative statements about people who ride motorcycles or who are armed, fat, white, tattooed, or from Texas. Because there’s nothing America hates more than invidious moral generalizations based on a sample of one!
Afterwords
But it is apparently OK to refer to the “Twin Peaks,” where the shootout took place, as a “breastaurant.” Funny, America, funny!
Titty Update
The Washington Post thoughtfully provides an interactive Texas “breastaurant” map, showing all of the state’s Hooters and Twin Peaks. Stay classy, WP!
