There are many things about George F. Will–“F” for “Fucking Amazing”–that I, well, that I totally fucking hate!, but there is also one thing that I find totally fucking amusing, and that is that Georgie, in open and explicit opposition to “America”, totally fucking hates fucking football!.
George’s latest harange on the evils of America’s most beloved homoerotic exercise in sublimated fascism expresses the very probably naive hope that since “science” has proved that smashing your head in is a bad idea, America will gradually come to its senses and discard its football jones. I would be willing to bet otherwise, but i don’t care. I just like to see George F. Will pissing on the grave of Vince Lombardi. Keep up the good work, Georgie!
Afterwords
I have a theory regarding George’s aversion to the pigskin, which I enjoy repeating, so I will do so: As a bookish, bespectacled Princeton undergrad, poor Georgie most likely endured some sort of vulgar and humiliating harassment from a gang of football hearties. Poor Georgie! He should have gone to Oberlin, like me.
