Damn straight we’re retreating. We’ve had it with that Europe thing, damn Germans selling us all their damn Beemers n’ Benzes, n’ fuckin’ Audis and won’t buy a damn Cadillac to save their souls. That’s what I like about Russia, you know? They don’t make a damn thing, and if you need a little extra cash, they’ll slip it to you, no questions asked. And I mean cash, too. Un-fucking-traceable, just the way I like it.
Know who else has cash? The Saudis. And they’re not afraid to spread it around, you know what I say? A hundred billion? They got it, cash on the barrel head, no questions asked. Just the way I like it.
And the Israelis. They got cash. Of course, we give it to them, but, hey, if Sheldon’s happy, Donnie’s happy. And anyway, they ship it right back to us.
Know who else I like? The Chinese. They make all our shit, and we get the profit. They do business the way I do business, no questions asked.
Any questions?
Afterwords
If we’re not defending Europe any more, and the Saudis and Israelis are defending themselves, do we need to be spending $600 billion a year on defense? I think we better make it $700 billion. Just to be safe.
