Mitt Romney shouldn’t play politics with his choice for vice president, says ex-Veep Dick Cheney, according to a recent article in Politico. Picking a woman or an Hispanic simply for political reasons would be bad, in the opinion of the non-woman, non-Hispanic Cheney.
Cheney, who, after his latest operation, has no physical heart at all, said that he’s “never felt better. It’s like my body and soul are finally in perfect balance.”*
*I made this part up. Cheney sportingly put in a plug for gay rights, but the Politico piece doesn’t get specific about gay marriage. In the past Cheney’s basic position was that only rich white people have rights, so it’s nice to see him come at least half-way out of the closet.
