And not nearly as fat as I keep saying he is. And, even if he is as fat as I keep saying he is, Big Chris still had the class to denounce the New York City Police Department for spying on law-abiding Muslims in New Jersey. Granted, much of what Chris said amounted to “Stay on your side of the Hudson, ya gahdamn New York pricks,” but, still, the big man’s tone was entirely the opposite of the basic Republican Muslim=Terrorist meme. Nice going, big guy. I’m impressed. Now if Chris will just let go of his belief that Iran constitutes an (wait for it) “existential” threat to “world civilization,” I’d stop with the fat jokes entirely. But not until then.