Well, they’re out—Dick Cheney’s memoirs—and contrary to Big Dick’s prediction, nary a head has exploded, in DC or elsewhere. Because it’s not news that Dick Cheney is in fact as big an asshole as everyone assumed all along.
A thoughtful (five second) perusal of the matter suggests that Dick’s revelations are limited to the following:
He hated everyone who wouldn’t kiss his ass
He was always right about everything
He was the biggest dick since Nixon*
That is all.
*In the old days we had a saying: “Don’t buy books by crooks.” Today it’s “Don’t buy books by incompetent, lying, torturing, murdering shitheads.” No, it doesn’t rhyme, and it won’t fit on a bumper sticker. But it is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. And that’s what counts.
